When I was working at My Yahoo, we noticed a statistical pattern in the ‘most emailed photos’ that showed up in the ‘popular photos’ module. Of the 3 photos, 2 were usually pictures of women’s breasts or butts. The third was a photo of a baby furry animal. Sometimes there was one woman part and […]

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift.
So he buys a “stay-at-home” server.

Stay At Home Servers

Spare my people.
Too many baby photos have been taken. This must stop.

As my son approaches his 2nd week birthday, I find that I have a renewed interest in shit. And I don’t mean shit as in stuff, I mean shit as in poo. Because Luke is a precious reminder that even though we people have all this specialized useful equipment - hands and eyes and brains […]

Amanda started off the new month by giving birth to little Stefan Luke. Even with his limitations (can’t talk, see, etc.) he’s already pretty fun. I sort of see why people adore babies in general, though I never have.

NEH - Hungry.
OWH - Sleepy.
HEH - Discomfort.
EAIR - Gas (Lower digestive issues).
EH - Burp (Upper digestive issues).
Sounds babies make just before wailing based on “gut” reflexes, as seen on Oprah in Dec 2006. In the interest of investigative journalism I have decided to test the hypothesis. I’ll let you know when I find an appropriate […]