I found this gem posted as a comment on Tech Crunch. Wish I had seen this before I got married and joined a web 2.0 startup. Copied verbatim:

1. you will see wife’s hair fall on floor to bathroom
2. kids… crying, screaming & kick kids will not help you boost web 2.0 ideas
3. Having baby. you will not finish web 2.0
4. You will miss all the fun and memories.
5. You wife will drive you nuts. Do shopping — get food, tampods, etc…
6. you will hear your angry wife complaints.
7. 7.2% chance getting VC. Don’t expect to become jeff bezo. you are not that lucky.
8. You will have gray hair soon, aggressive looks, and older looks.
9. You will carry fat stomach and watch NASCAR, NBA, and cheer for beer.
10. When will you finish web 2.0 hype search engine?

Rule #1
Finish your web 2.0 first before you start getting marry.

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